boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

space flavored boxers

Boxers that taste like existencial crisis.

"Yo dude, you got any space flavored boxers?"

"Yeah man, they're in my bag."

by Peter Tale V. March 25, 2017

cookie boxers

Cookie boxers is when your boss tricks you by telling you that he has brought in cookies and they are in the restroom. He is then there stood naked and gives you the opportunity to do the dirty in the office you’ve always wanted

Ah man, I’m going to cookie boxers that girl

by Bigdaddy333 November 3, 2017

brown his boxers

Shit his pants.

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.

by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018

fart boxer

The pummleing of ones asshole with your tongue .....licking anus... making out with ones buttox .

I tongue punched that hos fartbox last night ...I'm a champion fart boxer.

by Dilsnicks inferno March 4, 2018

boxer beef

Colloquialism for penis.

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob

by Snedge Dov October 5, 2016

soggy boxers

a blowjob given through the underwear.

Dude I totally got soggy boxers last night. It's not as good as a blowjob, but better than nothing.

by ahelpfulneighbor September 9, 2016