by MangoLen February 15, 2022
Get the National Annoy Squidward Daymug. P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?
P1: do you know what today is?
P2: Annoy squidward day?
P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?
P1: do you know what today is?
P2: Annoy squidward day?
P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
by P-Star7 February 15, 2021
Get the Annoy Squidward daymug. It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself
by PopCatty March 24, 2025
Get the Red Mist Squidwardmug. To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.
by Link8818 May 7, 2018
Get the Ban Squidwardmug. When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.
by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021
Get the Squidwardmug. mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
Get the Squidwardmug.