Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.

My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!

by Ammo4u March 12, 2023

Sonic Slurpee

When you go to sonic and your girl gives you head in the sonic stall

Yo bro I just got a sonic slurpee last night!

Have you ever given a sonic slurpee before?

by Bsuperllama January 19, 2022

Derpee Slurpee

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel

Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!

by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021

Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.

Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.

by jøkull March 13, 2023

Slurpee

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself

Slurpee is such a fuckin goat

by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

by kylesmokes December 26, 2020