shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 21, 2014

Shovel Warrior

A girl that is so ugly it looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel

Damn! That chick is a huge Shovel Warrior, she wore that one right in the face!

by Pittbull March 25, 2005

Shovel Warrior

Shovel Warrior is a term used to describe a individual who used a shovel as there weapon of choice in a number of battles. With deadly efficiency.

OH NO ITS A SHOVEL WARRIOR RUN!!!

by Shovel Lord April 16, 2018

dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")

"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!

by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 21, 2015

cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.

Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.

by Dr. Sexytime October 30, 2013

Shovel Daddy

A shovel daddy is basically the gay equivalent of a sugar daddy who is usually much older than his partner(s) and is always a pitcher not a catcher

"where did you get all this money bro?"
"Well... I kinda got a shovel daddy"

by Jeff loves dick 69420 May 31, 2018

shoveling the crease

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.

Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."

by Drunken Kings Fan August 19, 2010