This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.
*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.
*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.
“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”
by assstrroo October 5, 2018
Get the Functional Poormug. Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.
by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021
Get the crypto-poormug. A person who dresses in very expensive clothes but still manages to look like a skint hipster or your average basement dweller.
An upmarket version of what poor people look like.
An upmarket version of what poor people look like.
- I can't believe Allen actually paid 400 bucks for that ripped torn hoodie.
- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.
- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.
by Suntoryboss June 19, 2013
Get the Prada poormug. by Socr8s August 26, 2012
Get the Poor Piratemug. A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!
by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020
Get the Poor clawmug. by bshy October 2, 2013
Get the Poor Moonmug. When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.
Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.
by G Banger January 16, 2009
Get the uni-poormug.