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Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.
Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.
by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012
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oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking
by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009
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pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.
"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.
Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.
by JS61485 March 19, 2014
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Berry Picking

"Yeah man me and my girl went Berry Picking if you know what I mean"
by Flarpcop July 29, 2019
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Pick Shopper

Someone who takes one thing from a variety.
George only eats the apricots from the trail mix he's such a fucking Pick Shopper.
by TheLOL July 23, 2009
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De-Picking

The act of somone picking their underwear from the crack of their butt.
I am de-picking the hell out of this underwear because it has been killing me all day.
by PR PWR November 17, 2006
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