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waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina
girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her
by napper:) June 6, 2011
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Franker's Cramp

You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.
Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.
by ThenationalFrankieingSociety September 3, 2012
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tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022
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cyber cramp

A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic contraction of muscle(s) in the hand, sometimes with severe pain - which may last from seconds to minutes as a result of playing video games using game controllers.
Damn! I've been gaming so much I get cyber cramps in my hands!!
by Sushiray June 24, 2014
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Pen Cramp

A pain in your fingers after using a pen. Can be caused by either writing or drawing, (as well as other pen uses). Similar to Writer's Cramp.
OW FUCK I THINK IVE GOT PEN CRAMP
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half
by Comic_27 January 16, 2021
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Cramps

Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you
Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:what
Also me:ahjshJahHhhhhHhHHSHSJSJNDB WHYYY
Period:sike
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Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long
"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"
by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
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