de-loosify

To make something feel tighter, such as a vagina, screws, orange juice lids and vaginas.

1. Slim Bavis made the big switch to Tropicana from Minute Maid Orange Juice, because he was unable to de-loosify the lid.

2. Dan Jewell's large member has pulverized many vaginas, causing them to resort to Vaginercises which in turn will de-loosify that nappy dugout.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

De-Evolve

To de-evolve is to evolve backwards from homo erectus to hairy knuckle dragging idiot.

My homie has been hitting the weights so hard he looks like a silverback, that boy de-evolved.

by Fireberg July 6, 2015

De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.

Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first

by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018

De-bored

(Verb) dee bord - to make somebody in an entertained and in a satisfied state of mind; not bored.

"im boooorrred and i know you'll DE-BORED me. i dont think thats even a word, but oh well. its my new word. we can put it in the dictionary."

by Chris Konce June 26, 2008

De-Cleated

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.

Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.

by The Switz November 3, 2009

de-ghettofy

Getting rid of the people in your social network who have the values or behavior of ghetto peeps. They got in by accident but they clearly don't belong in your social circle.

Aminata, thank you for helping me de-ghettofy my Facebook, easy way, by de-friending me.

by Wrong Name July 31, 2011

Des Ananas

A singing and dancing pineapple from Telefrancias, an educational program meant to assist children learning French. Meanwhile, Des Ananas is quite pedophilish looking, and stupid (ie. being attacked by a bird, almost being cut up by a chef, ect.) Despite his awkward face, eye makeup and feminine accessories, you will have to love Des Ananas.

Jen: Why is there a singing and dancing pineapple with scary lipstick waving at me?
Alyssa: Don't worry, thats just Des Ananas...Jaques and Sophies dear friend!

by Morrigon February 29, 2008