busted tees

Unfunny tshirts for the most parts, but I must say I followed the link anyway.
I'll save yall some time, go directly to the girl with the t that reads Dikfore, she's the only one worth looking at.

The girl in the Dikfore t for busted tees has no bra

by m16 July 12, 2007

Snorg Tees

the person who is reading this definition is a total idiot because the ads of the company are all over the site.

Dude #1: wats a snorg tees?
Dude #2: go to urbandictionary.com
Dude #1: ok?

by lt.noah February 4, 2010

telespittle

The froth seen on the lips of a politician who is so engrossed in making a point that he/she neglects to notice the drool coming out of his/her mouth. First seen in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal as it mocked High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telefroth.

All of the bad guys, plus Chief Inspector Finch, are conveniently in one room to receive the giant, furious telespittle of High Chancellor Sutler.

by Spiraling April 26, 2006

teleswag

Obtaining marketing merchandise, or swag, remotely via telephone or other means.

Hey, could you teleswag me one of those green, squishy, noise-making balls?

by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007

teespinch

A quick, stinging pinch to the tees. (Tees means butt, see "tees" in Urban Dictionary)

Dad: Did you do your homework?
Dude: Ummm..no..um
Dad: Why not? Go do it NOW! *gives a teespinch*

by JustARegularGuyCalledAnon April 24, 2008

telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

telescopulation

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

by Bill39 December 15, 2008