textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

tepee twins

When two woman acknowledge to having sex with the same man and are now bonded by having shared the same tepee at one point or another.

“Hey Amy, I heard you and Todd banged it out last night. I slept with Todd last month. I guess we’re Tepee Twins now!”

by Savy88 May 5, 2018

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

Texteroids

(noun): A hormone used to stimulate your texting prowess.

Twitter is Facebook on texteroids.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.

“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”

by Bendoug January 30, 2019

Tehee manaege

The state of feeling like a baddie and looking like a bad bitch

Wow, look at Jessica being a tehee manaege

by Milanobaddie April 21, 2019

Texterciser

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.

The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.

by Pacergirl August 1, 2019