tessology

-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...

2+2=5, see complete bullshit, much like Tessology.

by Katie aka Steve the Man August 24, 2008

Test Hell

A day that includes at least three tests, quizzes, or exams.

I was in test hell on friday after I finished my second quiz and still had one test to go

by trumpeteerx December 11, 2009

Test Match

A Bender that goes 5 days. This is named after a type of international cricket, in which two teams play for 5 days, called a test match. It has been used by ‘Chillinit’, an Australian Rap artist, and his peers and fans.

Me: “Oi babe lets start the test match” Your gf: “Fucking oath”

by OliManter December 6, 2018

tessy

tessy is to describe a women's beauty.

That girl is tessy

by XXXDUCKBLASTERXXX February 22, 2020

playing tents

Wanking Under a Duvet

George was playing tents when we went on holiday last year.

by Camo145 May 9, 2008

testi test

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.

any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Girth Test

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

by Optiv November 25, 2019