Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.
It is also a great lube.
by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018
Get the Testicle Peanut Juice mug.by divemaster September 22, 2006
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1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present
2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."
Charlotte: "O.O"
Brian: "Fish testicles"
Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"
2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
Charlotte: "O.O"
Brian: "Fish testicles"
Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"
2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012
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1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
by P85 December 1, 2009
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John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.
by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011
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Get the testicle fortitude mug.Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
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