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Benjamin Tekkers

Affectionate name for somebody with good looks and extreme skill. Often a hit with the ladies, a "Benjamin (Ben) Tekkers" is most commonly found educating himself on feminist issues in order to seem more attractive.
"WOW, great skill Benjamin Tekkers!"

"Ben Tekkers could half that lad."
by BenTekkers69 April 8, 2021
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let's all just get a bong and toke about it

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)
George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it
by porttownsendcrew March 22, 2010
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toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.
Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!
by myonduesp June 3, 2011
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Tekkerlicious

A reference to a woman's physical attractiveness or technique.
Dan: Look at that bird who just walked in.

Ash: She is tekkerlicious!

Dan: Wicked and bad.
by beaverlicious September 10, 2010
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Tik Toker

A Tik Toker is a person from ages 7 up who believe that all females belong in the kitchen and that furries are bad (they are). Tik Tokers create shitty content that is mass produced and mass reproduced by using an exerpt from a song such as “Hit or Miss”.
Look at that Tik Toker portraying that female as a thing that is only good for making food for her man.

That Tik Toker is beating up a furry because animals don’t have rights.
by ThotSlayer69xd November 27, 2018
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Tokeopia

Tokeopia is the western constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is the smaller of the two states, though it has equal influence. Tokeopia has a rich history of ghanja use, reaching as far back as 10,000 BC. The first branch of homo sapiens-sapiens actually evolved here, although the first inhabitants weren't bothered to leave the island until 1965 AD, as local shamans had predicted Woodstock to occur before the end of the decade. This resulted in a separation from the outside world until 1546 AD, when Dutch settlers arrived and offered the locals rides to drive-thrus and such.

Today, Tokeopia is a thriving industrual and agricultural community, mass producing intensely-aromatic herb and Weapons of Mind Destruction.
Tokeopia, Tokeopia, Home of the Free! (And delusional)
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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Suicide Toker

a person that will draw more attraction towards a smoke sesh that they themselves are taking part in with the intention of altering the lives of others
i cant believe the party got blown up because that suicide toker just called the cops on us.
by Suicide Toker September 7, 2012
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