Share a tent

A way of saying two people (usually of the same sex) had sex but it has to be kept secret

Person 1: Julius Caesar and Vercingetorix share a tent
Person 2: yeah the one in their shorts

by Don’t use your real name 101 February 20, 2021

Tent stuf

Sum word a dick head thought up to impres his frends

‘I have love tent stuf’

by Bob is bob January 12, 2021

Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

by Just trying June 19, 2018

Gent Tent

A large erection that is visible through your jeans

I couldn't give that old lady my seat on the bus as I was sporting a massive gent tent

by Eonypony July 26, 2023

tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.

Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!

by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier September 10, 2016

tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

by apeman79 October 2, 2019

tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.

The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.

by faber101 December 7, 2011