teletubbiws

the origin of the species teletubbies
they were around 5000BC but suddenly disappeared. why? we will never know

Darwin defo wrote ab the teletubbiws

by okayyy3 September 8, 2023

telenticles

Telenticles is telekenisis but with a hint of testicle juice in it!

Omg, we have so much telenticles in our mind!

by Thewomandotcom October 30, 2023

teletubbyserum

It means ancient fossilized dinosaur spunk in the ancient Pashto language. It is an extremely offensive Slang Term/Slur referring to the people group of Baghlan Province in Afghanistan. My borther from another mother, Harold Carson Sphinx tord me the tale of this, it was revealed to him in a wet dream.

Muhammad Mubarak-Al Kazir: Brozer, zer is teletubbyserum here!
Amir Bobarko Al-Zaid Hussein: Ah! No! Spunk! Durka-Durka!

by Mongolian Enthusiast October 20, 2024

teletubbied

The state of being drunk and weirdly euphoric, like you just wandered out of a fever dream where sun babies make sense and everything's made of felt. Often includes giggling, stumbling, hugging random people, and possibly talking to inanimate objects. Bonus points if you fall down and bounce back up like a children’s show character.

"She had two margaritas and a Jell-O shot and suddenly she’s teletubbied, telling the toaster it’s her best friend."

by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

Teletubby

Staying away from your device for too long after you have 280h of screen time.

Mate, I'm gonna do teletubby

by justanormalwoman July 16, 2025

Tenet

Multiple Definitions: It can establish someone's personality, or be used as a noun, or can be used to address physical objects. Same type of persona as 67.

Michael Pepper is a Tenet. He is drinking a tenet. He is also touching his tenet.

by Rishabh2341421312344 December 27, 2025

telly teletubby

someone who tells someone else's business
snitch tattletale

"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta

Why are you such a telly teletubby?

Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.

by Da Avatar November 7, 2019