Milking the teeth

A man cumming in your mouth.

Buck was aiming for my eye, but he ended up "milking the teeth" instead.

by Venus83 August 10, 2010

Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot May 14, 2014

Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market

Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth

by Jawen July 8, 2014

turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!

Dude, he had turd teeth!

by Craycray75 March 31, 2015

Titty Teeth

Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.

Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.

Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.

by hammertime03131987 July 19, 2015

Council Teeth

When somebody has yellow teeth.

John :"Do your teeth work for the council"
Dave:"No"
John:"Well why are they wearing yellow jackets, council teeth"

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek December 17, 2016