Tebowing

The act of conspicuously praying on one knee with a hand to the face.

The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.

by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011

Tebowing

Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).

I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.

by Teboner December 19, 2011

Teebag

Incorrect Spelling, See Teabag.

See Teabag for the correct meaning.

by supermajic September 10, 2005

Tebowing

Being hyped beyond belief only to turn out to be nothing more than a massive bust. Similar to the late '90s phenomenon "leafing" (named after Ryan Leaf).

Boy I hope this new QB we drafted pans out. It seems like every QB in the last three years has wound up Tebowing.

by non-believer 15 October 30, 2011

Tebow

An expression used on a girl you respect, but still find incredibly attractive. You take her out to a nice dinner, and wait (to have sex) to you marry her. As opposed to taking her out to a nice dinner and f*** her

Man, Amber is so hot. I'd like to Tebow her.

by Bobby Milwaukee August 13, 2012

Teeroy Jenkins

Pronounced: "Tee.roy Jen'kins" is the act of pooping in one's butt and having them poop in your butt. Afterwards, you continue pooping back and forth repeatedly.

After hours of Teeroy Jenkins I was exhausted and needed to take a shower because I felt extremely dirty. Poopsicles.

by Troy Metcalf January 14, 2008

teetotaler

Someone who totally drinks tea.

Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.

by Amy West February 8, 2013