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techno whore 

noun; adjective:
1.) someone who is obsessed with techno to the point where they have battles during school with another techno whore and they play two different songs of the same artist at once
2.) a person who finds it absolutely necessary to whip out their ed hardy's and air force ones and start frolicing on command
3.) anyone who checks myspace enough for techno that their heart stops beating with thumps but instead with unz unz unz
"Hey did you see that tool last period? We used be close but now he's a complete techno whore and all he cares about is his mixes for Soundgarden."
techno whore by Q@t, n!Kk! November 4, 2007
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Techno Party 

An act in which someone either sneaks up on or just spontaniously starts grinding on another person while sustaning a techno beat. This act is similar to the Tat Smack but is less aggressive and tends to be more confusing and less detrimental to the psyche
Damen udderly confused kevin by spontaniously breaking out into a techno party on him.
Techno Party by Robert Krebs May 31, 2005

Techno Rock 

Bands that use beats like techno but actually have lyrics to them. Sometimes confused with the genre Industrial Rock.
Wow nine inch nails is a great industrial rock group.
No dude its just techno rock it sucks.
Techno Rock by lpdg January 14, 2009

Techno-crap 

Any low-quality gadget.
End the agony, stop buying techno-crap.
Techno-crap by rperazag July 23, 2010

techno hippie 

An unemployed techno DJ who likes to put dildos and other objects in his ass.
The girls warned each other not to go home with that DJ because he is a techno hippie.
techno hippie by DBD Kevin March 10, 2010

Techno-crunch 

The cringe like feeling during the period of time when you are debating on whether to buy technology and find yourself trying to find the cheapest deal available, even if you cannot really afford it.
Mike: I had to wait a month for my G3 phone to be returned from HTC, while it was under the 12 month warranty.

You: Did they charge you?

Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.

You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.
Techno-crunch by jcontreras September 4, 2010

Techno-Klutz 

An individual that has a much greater than average difficulty operating and/or maintaining electronic and/or computational devices.
I break every device I own. I am the only person I know that buys the extended warranty and actually uses it. I am such a Techno-klutz!