stripper taxi 

A dumb fuck that gives strippers a free ride. Hoping that he'll become her boyfriend.

Example: Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

stripper taxi

Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

stripper taxi by TrollingUndead January 31, 2014

big yellow taxi 

Ambulance

Last night I heard the screen door slam and a Big Yellow Taxi took away my old man...

big yellow taxi by Burning Field May 31, 2018

pink taxi 

Yet another way of saying penis

He was parking the pink taxi in the fuzzy garage with Lola last night...

pink taxi by cab driver March 9, 2004

The Taxi-Cab Confession 

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

The Taxi-Cab Confession by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

Chinese Taxi 

To plow (sexually) the entire crowd, or a large portion of it, before leaving the scene.

That house party sounds like it's all chicks. We must crash, give those bitchez a Chinese Taxi.

Chinese Taxi by chunga blutarski October 5, 2009

dick taxi

1) One who is constantly giving or taking large amounts of penis.

That girl had sex with three different guys this weekend! ...What a dick taxi!

dick taxi by Alabama Thunderpussy May 16, 2014

the taxi cab 

when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of butter on your cock. you then stick your cock in the ass therefore giving that bitch The Taxi Cab

my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to fuck her the ass but we had no lube so i greased up my cock with butter giving her the taxi cab

the taxi cab by the Big Riggs February 21, 2009