leg tears

when someone is so attractive you get wet from just looking at them (turned on/ horny)

“he’s so hot, i have leg tears “
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”

by c-deja February 22, 2023

leg game

Your determination to work your legs out and you see results

Damn nigga yo leg game song cuz

by Illuminoti December 12, 2016

Stale Legs

A physically slow person.

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.

by Seth Sekhem February 27, 2011

MAAH LEG!

The phrase usually screamed by a guy on Spongebob whenever turmoil or a catastrophe was going on.

"CRAAAASH"

"Ow"

"Oooh"

"MAAH LEG!"

by ThatGuyAtThatPlace April 26, 2010

deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.

man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!

by bigeasyone March 7, 2010

Rusty Leg

The act of pissing on your girlfriends leg while she is in the shower.

girl 1: girl, how'd you get that rash on your leg?
girl 2: Oh this old thing? I was showering last night and my boyfriend gave me a rusty leg.

by gogojuke May 30, 2017

Mom legs

Thick and sexy legs that only moms can achieve.

Melanie has some nice mom legs

by ReservedParking July 17, 2019