Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

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Pronoun for transgender.

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portuguese expression for when you find yourself in an unexpected or somewhat frustrating situation

you are driving and the light turns from green to red

"oh puta deita-te"

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A beautiful sweet and bright girl who lives in my heart and memories. She's not perfect but I'll always love her despite what she said. She will always be my best friend and she's in my prayers. Love you, Te Amo!

Her: "I'm Te Amo, do you want to be best friends?
Me: I said yes and since then she's like a sister to me unconditionally.

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