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Snausages!

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.
Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"
by Am Sho December 12, 2011
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snausage

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.
"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."
by turgid_bologna August 14, 2003
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brachen shnaut

If you break your nose in german it's called a brachen shnaut or broken snout in english.
"I beat that nazi sonofabitch down with a bat and gave him a brachen shnaut!"
by Stu Bawden March 31, 2005
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Syna

A name that can also be substituted for a verb.
I syna chick stealing condoms at the 7-11, then I syna dude sneak her out back by the dumpster!
by Drunken Soldier June 15, 2011
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synapze

A gay furry troll with huge teeth and no penis to speak of. An individual who takes pride in the intricacies of both cp and prolapses in young men. The creator and actor showed at the famous site jarsquatters.
damn dog, your ass synapzed.
by talisman420 March 17, 2010
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synapsex

Synap sex in road works on a rodblock game meant to excecut foll luwa and has shitty functions.
Exploiter: Synapse users are dickriders
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Normal user: but they sure have sex owo
Exploiter: Synapsex users are thots
by succboi102 March 22, 2019
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