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check the switchboard

A subtle fuck you, for being a novice. Put in place of a legitimate response, or real explanation. Often used when trolling.
by Umadbrah62 January 13, 2011
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A light switch

A dead meme created by Jacksfilms and his audience from the 54th episode of a popular series called YIAY the question was "What turns you off?" And most of the comments said "A light switch"
"What turns you off?"
"A light switch"
"That's finna woke"
by Dona_atropia September 11, 2018
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Devil's Switch

The evil psychopathic person (Gang Stalk Rat) who enrolls someone into being gang stalked for many years, turns on the Devil's Switch.
"I am able to ruin you socially. Remember I had
another achievement"
"You have turned on the Devil's Switch"
"We could be under close surveillance. If they are
Professionals you cannot hide."
by MRGs August 2, 2006
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Texas Switch

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.
Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!
by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008
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Bait N' Switch

N. Deceitful social technique used by nubile young twenty-somethings to introduce potential suitors to their friends.

This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
Poor Steve found himself a rocket, but she pulled the ol' bait n' switch on him and now he's stuck over there with that tugboat friend of hers.
by Chandler1984 March 15, 2009
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code switching

What DeVon teaches Missy about in Season 4 Episode 5 of Big Mouth. Changing your style and way of talking when talking to specific groups of people.
DeVon sings about Code Switching in Big Mouth.
by J3L3Y December 4, 2020
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Light-Switch Bitch

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
by Alison Von October 19, 2010
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