The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.
They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.
by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021
by flamingofan123 May 06, 2019
Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".
She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.
She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.
by lil homey and the Cheata May 19, 2024
Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".
She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.
She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.
by lil homey and the Cheata May 19, 2024
"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."
by kjc-ftw June 18, 2022
A female teen from the suburbs with the following characteristics: snotty, spoiled, nasty, & very fashion conscious without understanding fashion.
by muffinfat January 18, 2016
Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024