Suburban Death

A death that involved no weapons or violence

My grandpa died a suburban death

by YuOfTheNight December 16, 2019

Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking

Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!

by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019

Suburban Slalom

When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.

There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.

by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019

Suburban

Depending on who you're trying to get riled up, you could start a string of misinformation about Nigerian cities having suburban origins, you could do the same thing with about any information about any country.

The guy was trying to get the locals in Sri Lanka riled up, so he started a string of misinformation to get some of the changes he wanted to see. The cities in Sri Lanka weren't as large as Tokyo, New York, London, or Paris, so they must be easy, suburban targets.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

suburban bobblehead

An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .

Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick

by BigBuffarillaAss June 7, 2018

That’s suburban

Used to refer to upper-class white people when they do/say/have something that seems “bougie”.

1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”

Response: “... That’s suburban.”

by iknowabitchnamedbecky;) May 3, 2020

Suburban dictionary

The spinoff Nobody wanted that doesn’t exist.

You are wasting your time. Suburban dictionary doesn’t exist. Now go away.

by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 28, 2020