(N)A large amount of marijuana cut to look like a bush, from a distance this will look like an ordinary bush or garden hedge. Stealth bush is usually grown outside(usually in easy view for pedestrians) and in large amounts.
Johnny: "hey Tom i need some weed, will 40$ cover me?"
Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."
Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."
by shanaynay314 April 17, 2010
Get the Stealth Bush mug.A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
by Katie22 October 23, 2014
Get the Stealth Text mug.These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.
They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010
Get the Stealth trousers mug.The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.
Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.
Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.
Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"
by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011
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Get the Stealth Uprise mug.When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.
John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.
Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!
Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!
by Chocoboi March 22, 2020
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