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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend December 11, 2011
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rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo
bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas
by rob September 2, 2004
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yak shaving

a word to describe a task really tough that causes a lot of hard work to complete the task is also useless and u do it for fun coming from the fact it is hard to shave a yak
It was yak shaving eating 77 burgers
by arson_investigator May 30, 2021
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Shaving

Shaving friends refers to removing friends that you had previously accepted as a friend from your Facebook, Twitter, Etc. Page ... after they've had a chance to noisy around your page - you shave them off a few weeks later (and they don't get notice of it)
Tom began shaving certain friends off facebook when they started posting curses on his page.
by Shrihara June 10, 2009
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Starving Artist

You must have came from Friday Night Funkin' Huh? Well a starving artist is a Starving Artist is a sad and depressed person that literally starves themselves and or does anything to make money in anyway possible until they will possibly pass out maybe.
Wow have you ever heard of the "Starving Artist" Mod On Friday Night Funkin? I heard it has a really sad and depressing backstory
by sucomaballs June 11, 2021
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Saving Christmas

The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.
Tonight, the story of the sewer rat who saved Christmas.

This ant is saving Christmas.
by New English December 14, 2009
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staring at the floor

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"
by awkward1234 July 21, 2018
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