Statusjacking

the act of taking over one's facebook status with a conversation of one's own.

John Smith loves peach pies.

Jane Doe 1...loves George Hamilton
Jane Doe 2...OMG! LOL! I LOVE HIM TOO!
Jane Doe 1...don't you think he
should
have been in The Tan
Commandments?
Jane Doe 2...wait, he wasn't?
Jane Doe 1...No silly! That was Bob
Eubank's twin!

*you have now witnessed a "faux"
statusjacking

by lil' miss sassy pants April 5, 2009

nephew status

when somebody in a workplace receives favoritism from the boss as if they were the bosses nephew.

wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!

by mrizack July 31, 2010

Saturdaynightitis

When your arm goes dead after having it hang over a chair all night when talking to a pretty girl.

Hey, look at that dude over there. His arms gone limp.
Yup, he's got saturdaynightitis.

by fifi live from Gay Paree April 3, 2009

Statuesque

built like a statue – in symmetry and proportion; spoke of a female, who is attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned, and muscularly defined (shapely) - with a taller, shapelier built –especially in the legs, thighs, buttocks, hips, and arms i.e. tall and shapely.

Marisol is a super sexy, built like a brick house, tall, statuesque, with body for days. She has a full, lush, lavish, luxurious, world class body.

by Robbie Amorous October 20, 2005

Sailor Saturn

One of the best characters from the Sailor Moon series. She is a sickly girl who is possesed by an evil demon. Theoreticaly she may be almost as powerful as sailor moon.

Sailor Saturn isn't gothic...

by Emi August 15, 2004

problem saturation

Anything the media/government uses to blow out of proportion and strike fear into people.

Also see:
Swine Flu, Anthrax, Mad Cow, Cuba, Marijuana, Sars, Terrorism, Global Warming, Fuel crisis, etc. etc.

Hey James, did you hear about the swine flu epidemic that's going around? I feel pretty sick I think I might have it.

Dude, that's a typical effect of problem saturation. You're fine.

by PancakesPirate May 2, 2009

Like my Status

The worst possible use of facebook. Used by people who have the need to know how much people like them. Also used to confirm that people actually have friends.

"Like my status and i'll tell you the truth"
*Catherine liked you status
"I don't really know you catherine but you seem cool"

by dman447 October 22, 2011