Fat Scarf

the roll under your chin that is to big to be a double chin

Dude my fat scarf kept me warm all winter long

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

Dirty Scarface

When two gay guys jizz on each others penis; one after the other, then snort it like Scarface, one after the other.

The gay boy nutted on the others penis like mustard on a hotdog, the snorted it off the other boys penis like cocaine, it gave him a dirty scarface .

by Dr. Winans January 18, 2017

Granny Scarf

During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.

Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018

Ben Scarff

The fattest neek in the entire multiverse, this man is the definition of a fat gamer who wanks off his best friend.

The boy entered the room, Ben Scarff looked upon the boy whilst fucking his friend in the mouth.

by GroupOfGrapes October 6, 2020

starfisting

Laying on your back with arms and legs outstretched to make yourself look like a starfish, then inserting each hand and foot into a different woman's vagina.

"Is Zach done double-spocking his moms yet?"
"Yeah, but he's busy starfisting them now."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

hairy starfish

noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.

DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.

by old balls January 10, 2008

brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

by RotNWang December 1, 2003