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standering

when a male sticks his arse in your face constantly
pace: he was bare standering me

nicole: innitt bruv
by violet1234 September 30, 2009
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tit sandles

Tit sandles are when a woman has really saggy boobs
"Man her boobs are soo saggy she could have tit sandles
by Seth Sturgeon June 12, 2008
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adam sandler

A very funny guy, who used to work for SNL.

His movies include, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The WaterBoy, Mr. Deeds, Anger Management, 50 First Dates, The Longest Yard, Click, and many more.

My favorite one is 50 First Dates!
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
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Sandle

Referring to Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle from the popular tv crime show, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. When you combine Sanders (Greg) and Sidle (Sara) you get Sandle. This became popular since Sara and Greg are very flirtatious towards each other.
On YouTube there always seems to be a new Sandle video.
by itsxlexyxfoo December 12, 2008
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standie

a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie

look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon

I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.

What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.

I saw a standie fixing up a focus
by steven glansburg210 April 19, 2008
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Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
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Flat Stanley

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.
(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011
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