roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

Butternut squash

The act of a man shoving his balls into a girls ass and then the girl clamping down on them.

Steve was slightly freaked out,but also slightly aroused when his girlfriend said she wanted to the butternut squash.

by DannyEd October 1, 2017

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023

back squash

It's when gravity takes its toll and liquid falls through a hole and run down the sides.

"Hey man did she say she had back squash? " "I can totally feel your back squash." "Do you know the study of back squash?"

by joint alien January 5, 2017

Squash

A person who smokes weed in a public restroom (dabs and edibles don’t count it has to be bud)

Gary: *walks into bathroom with a bong and a bag of weed*

Philip: “Gary your such a squash!”

by D. Wayne November 9, 2019

Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017