(verb) To abruptly snatch or grab a piece/joint/blunt/bong/smoking device to take a hit while it is being passed to another, when it is not your turn, and fucking up the rotation.
by every name is fucking taken September 19, 2010
Get the Sartell mug.(Mostly used in a sexual context) When a girl spreads her legs apart; practically doing the splits; super sexy; even splitting the legs at a 180-degree angle makes her vag split its wet self in half
by whats_yo_name_pussycat May 21, 2018
Get the Spread Eagle mug.1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010
Get the Spitegasm mug.Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader
Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
Get the Seed Spreader mug.the nutella spead is the act shitting in your hand and or the girls face then continue to rub said shit all over her face till it completely covers it
by Nutella Spread May 21, 2015
Get the Nutella Spread mug.The accumulation of buggers, fecal mater and dry vomit that tends to accumulate on the wall of the bathroom of your local taqueria.
by davinci de paris July 10, 2009
Get the Taqueria stall spread mug.1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.
2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.
Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007
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