sporned

If an item is sporned it is produced from the nothing in a jammy (lucky) manor.

Sporny - A jammy individual
spornicus - A very sporny individual

Matt sporned another day working from home, the B*stard.

by Gavin Ithacus October 6, 2006

spooner

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

Spooney

The biggest disgrace walking on this earth. To be a spooney you have to conplain about every single possible thing on this planet. Will often try to push work on to others but nobody even listens to her for the fact that soon as she starts talking everybody pays no attention she is also know as the word oxygen theif. She mistakes the word fat and calls it big boned.

Person 1. Whos that shit bag over there complaining about walking 5 feet?
Person 2. Who else but Spooney

by Thetruth84 July 22, 2013

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003

spronkle

When you take a piss while sprinkling sprinkles on your ice cream.

Guy: Wow Cindy, I totally started to spronkle when I was at the dairy queen the other day.
Girl: That makes me hot and bothered.

by Matt Hoffman July 25, 2006

Spronk

Verb.
Past tense spronked.

When you're trying to grind on someone at the middle school dance, but the school principle is watching so you have to resort to airhumping her from across the middle school gymnasium.

"I was feeling a bit hot and bothered at the dance, but I could only feel her up through a spronk because the teacher knows my dad. "

by The Thickness Sickness January 29, 2018

spronkle donkey

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt

MR.C is a spronkle donkey

by maurpo February 28, 2017