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Internet Spelunker

An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.
Damnit, 4chan has failed to find the source of that pic. Anyone know an internet spelunker?
by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015
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slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face
by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016
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christopher spunk

a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll
bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that
by father of spunk November 8, 2019
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Covid Spelunker

Covid Spelunker

A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.

The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Sawn off spunk shot

A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.
"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"
by Oilymarc September 22, 2016
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SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player
by phat phuck June 27, 2003
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spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.
Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie
by Andrew Wood January 17, 2007
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