sploffage

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.

by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005

Splock

To have wet messy sex......

I splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her pooper.........

All this splocking has shriveled my cock.

I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.

by splock master May 15, 2010

Spladow

1. Defintion seen above. Also can apply to throwing semen at any general person, place or thing.

2. To fuck up something.

3. Moted.

4. The splattering of an object.

1. Aw, watch out man I just spladowed that tuba over there...

2. Oh man, I spladowed that test yesterday!

3. P1: Dude, my ticket is right here- oh oops, I did leave it in the car...
P2: Oh, Spladow!!

4. I accidently dropped a melon yesterday and it spladowed all over the pavement.

by The Glock August 7, 2004

Splodge

A fucking dick head that is a downer and sucks dick

Splodge is a dick

by Fijgd May 4, 2017

sploff

something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'

or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart

yu muffhed yu just made a sploff!!

by anony mouse July 10, 2004

Splidge

A large rolled marijuana cigarette.
Usually composed in a mix of 70% marijuana and 30% tobacco.
Originated on the streets of Bondi.

That splidge got me soo high.

Who is rolling the next splidge.

We will be needing a splidge after this gig.

Roll that splidge and get this party started.

by Goldy Goldy February 14, 2012

solodashka

sweetheart in Ukrainian.

He gave you flowers? Aw, what a solodashka!

by toniplayzsoccer May 12, 2009