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Shittynine

Also known as a Courtay, it is a sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.
I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to Shittynine with me.
by Scorched June 6, 2009
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shitty deal

Something Goldman Sachs sells to unsuspecting people, destroying the world economy.
Goldman Exec: Boy, that Timberwolf is one shitty deal.

Other Exec: Should we sell it anyway, even if in causes and economic meltdown?

First exec: Who cares? We'll get rich!
by NovaNardis April 28, 2010
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shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'
dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good
by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007
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Shitty Sally

A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.
I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.
by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010
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shitty wet roller

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.
"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"
by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010
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Shitty fucktard bitch whore.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.
That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.
by Sarahllamapajama September 18, 2012
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Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
by flashwildecard May 1, 2015
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