Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.
I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Get the Soft Jerkmug. by Zayats June 21, 2019
Get the soft carmug. A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance
Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.
by FuturePoet September 12, 2010
Get the Soft-dressingmug. Person who seems attractive for you, but not in romantical way. You adore them and find amazing, maybe you wanna be friends with them or it's okay to just be near.
by lolawayxxx January 19, 2020
Get the Soft crushmug. To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.
Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020
Get the soft headmug. A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 14, 2021
Get the soft expertmug. John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."
by agave.syrup April 12, 2015
Get the Soft turkeymug.