soft liquor

Soft liquor is off-brand rum, vodka, whisky or other distilled spirits not good enough to drink neat (or mix with gasoline as motor fuel), mixed with sugar not good enough to feed to livestock, poured into gaily coloured bottles and marketed to people who can't or won't drink real liquor. Typical trade names are "Amaretto," "Southern Comfort," "Malibu," and any of the rash (I use the term advisedly) of flavored "vodkas" inflicted on the drinking public. Just about the only liquor made BETTER by mixing with Coke.

"You don't want to go in there... our wives and three other women from their secretarial pool have been guzzling soft liquor all evening, and they're talking about dressing us up like Chippendales... "

by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2013

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Soft turkey

The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.

(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)

John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."

by agave.syrup April 12, 2015

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soft car

A unmarked police vehicle, used by police detectives such as gang unit.

You see him? He's in a soft car around the block.

by Zayats June 21, 2019

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Soft crush

Person who seems attractive for you, but not in romantical way. You adore them and find amazing, maybe you wanna be friends with them or it's okay to just be near.

- so, Gerard is in love with Frank?
- no, I think it's just a soft crush for him

by lolawayxxx January 19, 2020

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soft head

To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.

Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”

Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”

by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020

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