chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

Home soil

When you need a shit but you don't want to drop it at your buddy's house or out in the wild. You'd much prefer to get back to the comfort of your own toilet for a nice home soil.

Craig: "Dude, you left super early this morning I didn't even see you go."

Steve: "Yeah I needed a home soil man, your toilet's nasty af."

by Kimotabraxas June 6, 2021

Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

tills the soil

Another phrase of: hoe
Hoe; a bitch who dates a lot of dudes (less derogatory than slut)

Guy 1: Bro Kim K is so innocent. She def waited till marriage.
Guy 2: Bro are you being fr? She definitely tills the soil if you know what I mean. How do you think she got famous?

by Weird defined February 16, 2023

sibila

Used to describe a bitch. Usually found taking selfies with the dog filter.

"Omg, she's such a Sibila" "Ikr"

by Brrah January 2, 2017

Sobble

When you power wash your cock while you're cumming.

Friend: Holy fuck I gave myself a sobble and it was fucking amazing.
Friend 2: good for you man.

by FlyingSquid422 November 23, 2019

SBILF

snow bunny i'd like to fuck.

Yo dude did you see that sbilf in the terrain park? dayyuuuuummmmmmmmmm.

by WJE January 19, 2010