Snarf

Noun. Someone who sits in a bath tub and bites their fart bubbles.

The snarf ate his fart bubbles in the tub.

by Protocol Arizona November 21, 2017

Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016

Snarfing

The act of farting in the bathtub and biting at the bubbles.

I was so drunk I was snarfing in the bathtub last night and almost drown.

by Curbee September 30, 2019

Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

Big Snarf

He will seriously SNARF you’re SNORF

Dude... did you seriously just mess with Big Snarf? He’s gonna snarf you’re snorf so bad

by Big Boy Snarf June 16, 2020

Snarf

Snarf has many definitions, as stated Captain Reese the Fucking Wizard Johnson, and really could be used in most situations in place of almost and verb. Also may be used as a sign of great surprise. Term coined by a local Vermont band, Pyronova.

"Look at him, just snarfing along."

"He snarfed it right out of Jeff's hand!"

"He thinks he's snarfing around."

"May the snarf be with you."

"SNARF!"

"You snarfing scared me!."

by Pyronova April 18, 2010

snarf

The act of scratching your nuts then then using your unwashed had to shake the hand of another...

The mayor was walking the parade and I couldnt resist snarfing him .

by misesrocks October 23, 2015