SMP is the quick definition for “shit my pants”. Should only be used if you got blackout drunk or you got some scat fetish or sumthin.
by dickonxgamesmode June 17, 2020
an smp is a super mega pedo
another word could be smpkf which means, super mega pedo kiddie fiddler.
another word could be smpkf which means, super mega pedo kiddie fiddler.
by applebee123 August 19, 2021
Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.
Sure that's OK.
By the way, when do i get my SMP?
Oh, I'll give you that.
"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."
Sure that's OK.
By the way, when do i get my SMP?
Oh, I'll give you that.
"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."
by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023
by mocha_loca May 05, 2011
Suck My Penis... Simple.
It's a clothing brand. If someone annoys me, but I can't be bothered, I usually point to the back of my shirt with my middle fingers as I walk away... SMP! 🖕
It's a clothing brand. If someone annoys me, but I can't be bothered, I usually point to the back of my shirt with my middle fingers as I walk away... SMP! 🖕
Whatevs... 🖕 *SMP*🖕
by Ob1eOne May 17, 2020