smotpoker

equals SoCo is the man. smotpoking 24/7

Hey did you guys smotpoke today?
Why yes smotpoking is the best

by SoCo October 15, 2003

brazilian smother monkey

Where a girl uses a dildo into a dogs butt and deep throats it balls and all

U want to try a Brazilian smother monkey

by Bunny 6969 April 12, 2017

smotin'-stick

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

smotd

Student Message of the Day.

On unix shell type "smotd -o" to read old SMOTD messages.

by edzstar September 22, 2005

Smots-T-Gas

Sir Markabella of the Sports Trivia Great and Small

Adios, Sir Markabella of the Sports Trivia Great and Small (Smots-T-Gas)

by Markabella December 15, 2008

smotts

smotts the technical term for computer geek

dude your such a freakin smotts

by David Musso August 2, 2007

smoter bag

A cigarette.
Coined by Chris of the Brutal Newts.

Lemme get a smoter bag.

by zonkgirl November 1, 2008