slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Slob

A 10/10 you see in a the airport but know you will never see again

I’m never going to see that slob again

by Riggers11 July 24, 2023

Slob

Slob meaning someone that is useless and lazy

"Hey, Jim your'e an absolute slob."

by SlightlyRightOfMiddle November 22, 2018

SLOB

Abbreviation for: "Serious Lack Of Banter".

A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.

"The party was no fun. Such SLOB."

Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."

by SadSushi August 28, 2023

Dirt slob

A dirt slob is a shit slob who doesn't wipe his ass and wears shit stained underwear.

It sucks to live near a dirt slob.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

hot slob

a hot girl who is very messy. her room is a mess, she doesn’t pick up after herself, and she never seems put together. a very attractive woman who has a completely slob way of living.

“My girlfriend always makes a mess when she comes over, she is such a hot slob.”

by elizabeth2215 July 19, 2023

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023