A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 6, 2022
Get the Slab Rollermug. When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022
Get the gone to slabmug. When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.
by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023
Get the Slab snailmug. A slab is what fishermen (usually those experienced in bass fishing) refer to as a big or a solid sized fish. The term slab is mostly used for sport fish like bass and crappie.
by Fishingbruv July 12, 2021
Get the Slabmug. A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...
by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023
Get the Slab snailsmug. by Heather Sterling September 18, 2016
Get the Slabmug.