Samuel

"Samuel" means: gorgeous, always ready to have fun, strong, brave, so funny, honest, sweet but so manly, generous, hard worker, sweet-tooth, honnest, engaging, exceptional, so sexy, greedy, easy-going, irresistible, talented.
Everyone needs a Samuel in his/her life: essential and perfection.

A touch of Samuel and you're in heaven. Samuel, you're perfect! Samuel, I love you.Everyone needs a Samuel in his/her life!

by Miss.S. February 16, 2010

Samuel

samuel is a great guy. he i always around everyone. he is so charming,handsome and attractive. he often act romantically around his girlfriend. he is quite easily turned on and makes his girlfriend turned on too. he's not only a savior at times but also an angel to everyone. often at times, samuel gets bad feedbacks from everyone whom doesn't know his good heart and intentions. samuel never hides his feelings. he is also a great companion and boyfriend. he always does something to make his girlfriend and everyone happy. he is also great at football and other sports. he too is great at fixing things. samuel also has a temper that no one knows and he also has a soft heart that no one knows too. he is one in a million and any girl that owns a samuel is very lucky because he is the best guy and the best at giving affection,love and happiness. he is the best at making someone happy and also cry at times. samuel owns a cute and handsome smile that he only shows to his girlfriend and other closest people. samuel always want to be by his loved ones side and he loves to cuddle. he gives the bestest hug on earth. last but not least, samuel is an angel on earth that God has sent for any girl like me to love.

I love u Sam...

girl 1: what's your boyfriend's name?
girl2 : his name is Samuel..❤
girl1 : wow...ur lucky to have a Samuel with you ...

by your girlfriend Sam...❤muah❤❤ May 31, 2019

samuelb

The action of potatoes going up a humans butt hole

He just pulled a samuelb

by Mr scientist January 27, 2014

Samuel Gallagher

The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.

Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.

by This is baby bird November 23, 2016

simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

simultaneous snoregasm

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

simulacrumidiosyncraticfamilieaphobia

The phobia of images that seem familiar, but aren't actual locations, or a place they haven't been.

Guareas: This image triggered my simulacrumidiosyncraticfamilieaphobia *shows image on phone*
Ehriekta: How the hell did you just say that????
Guareas: It's in the name, buddy.
Ehriekta: But your name doesn't mean anything :/ our writer is just too lazy to find uncommon normal names and got creative.
Guareas: Who's the editor?
Ehriekta: He has a blue switch keyboard you should be able to hear him from a mile away.

by SirCompliments June 16, 2020