Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019

Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010

Sickipediwhore

Someone who constantly uses jokes that have been found on sickipedia.org

1: "He's telling jokes off Sickipedia again.."
2: "Yeah, he's a real Sickipediwhore"

by Ahdum July 27, 2011

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008

Simkin’s Special

When someone, usually a male, applies a large quantity of twisted tea inside the lady parts of a female in a fashion to where the body parts are used in the same manner as a cup; accordingly, the male then proceeds to slurp the twisted tea out leaving no drop behind and in the process pleasuring the women.

Blake: Aye, what did you give her?
Chris: Just a little Simkin’s Special.

by KurtSpilker69 March 27, 2022

mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009

Boomerang Sickie

When, having taken a sickie or made an excuse that you are ill when you are actually well to avoid work or a social event you then become ill soon afterwards and have to go to work or event when ill.

Woman 1"Why is Bill at work today when he is obviously ill?"
Woman 2 "Oh, he took a sickie a week ago to go to Glastobury festival and now he has a boomerang sickie. That's Karma for you"

by Mez1 November 22, 2011