Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Shoulder Walling

When someone has had too much to drink and lean against the wall with their shoulder and begins to walk using the wall for support.

Tommy: Dude, Rocco had way to much beer last night.
Justin: I know. He was shoulder walling on the way to his room.

by Rytha April 13, 2009

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

by Yugemos September 23, 2013

Stinky shoulder

When you are carrying a girl on your shoulders and she farts.

Yo Angelo, stacy gave me a stinky shoulder at the concert last night

by miki_kimi123 February 23, 2020

Shoulder pain

Shoulder pain is a pain in your shoulders wich makes you very uncomfortable.
This pain can be very painful or can be just irritated.

''Hey can you pass me the salt my fucking shoulder is hurting again.''
''I can't go to the skate park today my shoulder hurt too fucking bad.''
''Im afraid you have shoulder pain.''

by shoulder pain sufferer October 24, 2019

shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

by singer201998 June 18, 2010