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Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse
"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"
by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009
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schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.
Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.
by The Bliddler December 9, 2009
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shmuckle

Shmuckle can be used in a sentence such as "Would you like to shmuckle?". Which can mean sex and/or cuddle.
Zac: "Hey babe do you wanna shmuckle?"
Lexie: "Sure why not?"
by zachary chase August 5, 2010
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Sheut ep

See (shut up), derived from the word shut up - pronounced sher-turp. Means keep your mouth shut promptly, do not speak or utter a word for a short period of time.
Ricardo: "I'm gonna catch a tan at Spring Break."
Alex: "Sheut EP!!"
by The_Mc November 14, 2011
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scmutz

A person who has the inability to enjoy things of actual value. Their favorite hobbies may include taking selfies, mindlessly playing on the internet, spending all of their hard earned money on worthless cat shirts and anything else in that pointless ballpark.
"Why is Dan such a scmutz all of the time?" remarked Roger.
"Probably because he only spends his time taking selfies," replied Steve.
"It's gotten to the point that he can only probably hold a conversation with a dead fish.........blub"
by wazzanagga September 5, 2015
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Shmuck

A Shmuck is a very undesirable person that you cared for and they have no idea they are a shmuck. They can also be called dip-shit, bozo.

From BxRich on YouTube.
BxRich would call CoastSideZack a SHMUCK for how Zack drives in DOJ.
by Unknown To The Web May 12, 2018
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Shlut(s)

A Harlot Who is Overly Sexually Excited About her/Their Own Tits (Normally very Perky)
"Omg, Check out My Shlut(s) of an Aunt Getting Frisky with her own Breasts"
by Bencil Sharpener November 22, 2018
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