shluppery

a huge male or female erection when either the penis or cliteris gets rock hard at the visibility of a fine ass donk

That bitch's donk is so fine it gave me a huge throbbing shluppery.

While the teen girl was playing with her doll house, the song from N'Sync came on the radio. When Justin Timberlake's voice came on the radio she uncrossed her legs to reveal a huge throbbing shluppery.

by RJ McTwinkle May 17, 2012

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

Shlepenheimer

A wrinkly old penis

"No, I will not touch your shlepenheimer, sir."

"That is quite the shlepenheimer..."

"Get that shlepenheimer away from me!"

by Idontwantyourwheat July 18, 2016

Shlipper

During Intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and into the anus and the male keeps thrusting anyway

We were doin it last night and i pulled a shlipper and she screamed for more.

by 4 legged furry animal June 23, 2016

Shleprock

One who collects useless junk for pleasure and or other odd reason. Most often they will have beard and be bad asses

Look at shleprock over with nice beard and junkyard. Beard hippy bad ass junk man

by Shleprockin August 18, 2017

Sleppuku

Puking in your sleep, usually after a night out drinking.

Mia "Yeah , the party was good, but when I woke up I found out that I had committed sleppuku all over the floor."
John 'Nice.'

by NorthKoreanPornstar September 28, 2017

shleep

a point where you are so tired you feel like you are on drugs

I am shleep bro

by liltwapstealinyobitch January 13, 2018