b shirt

a t shirt that was worn by a fat person for so long the belly part has inflated and given the t shirt the shape of a b.

person 1: let's get six third pounder and four large fries for dinner.
person 2: dude now i get why you always wear b shirts

by fucko1 June 6, 2010

shirt slasher

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.

He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

by Thats_funny__69 March 13, 2014

Shacker Shirt

An extremely comfortable shirt given to a “significant other” who spent the night and needs a spare change of clothes to look stylish on their walk home

Sorry you have to spend the morning in your top from last night, I’m out of shacker shirts :(

by Nunyabizness69 January 11, 2022

shirt thong

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym

Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room

by Strike itch April 6, 2019

poohbear shirt

a large person wearing a shirt that's way too small doesn't even cover the entire belly

"Why are you wearing your Poohbear shirt?"
"Cause it's laundry day fool."

by Poohbear's cousin May 30, 2012

One shirt

What you call a guy that only wears one shirt to work

Hey one shirt, great to see you have washed but not ironed again foray.

by Wolfpacknz November 12, 2022

dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

“
I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”

by hg_19 June 22, 2018