Sharing Size

A size on candy packages like m&ms that you should supposedly share with a friend or family member but you eat the whole damn pack. You pig.

I bought a sharing size pack of Skittles but before I knew it i ate them all.

by Yeetusdeletusfetus January 11, 2020

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

nautical sharing

an amazing and sneaky way to refer to when you pirate dvds or music online

"I so want the bloodhound gang hooray for boobies album but i don't have enough money to get it off itunes."
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"

by rachelsunshine August 1, 2010

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 25, 2014

ass shaking

A mode of dance in which the performer undulates their booty in such a way as to cause it to jiggle appealingly.

Gal 1: "Sheila be getting it down."
Gal 2: "Yeah, that ass shaking be prime."

by Umbrella_Stand May 19, 2016

Booze-shaming

When pussy ass bitches who can't drink as much as you can start to talk shit about your awesome drinking skills

"Bro, you drink too much booze for a normal human; I'm booze-shaming you."

by Colonel D March 22, 2017